Showing posts with label vacation. Show all posts
Showing posts with label vacation. Show all posts

Sunday, November 20, 2011

Cruising Alone

I recently took a cruise vacation. The cruise is an awesome vacation. The price is reasonable, and it includes food and entertainment. The only thing it doesn't include is men. There are like NO single men on a cruise. Women go in groups of other women or they come as a couple. The only single men are those that may have joined some married friends, guys with their families or horn dogs that know there are nothing but women on a cruise.

You are stuck on this boat, in the middle of the ocean, with nothing but sunshine and liquor, but if you go alone you will end up hugging your pillow to sleep every night. Or worse, my recent experience, hearing the couple next door have sex.